Internet Blogger

Sung to the tune of Paper Back Writer by The Beatles



Internet blogger (internet blogger)

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Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my blog?


It took me hours to write, will you take a look?


It's based on a life of a man named Ken


And I need a job, so I want to be an internet blogger,


Internet blogger.






It's the dirty story of a dirty man


And his lovely wife doesn't understand.


The wife  is working for the local rag,


It's a steady job but he wants to be an internet blogger,


Internet blogger.






Internet blogger (internet blogger)


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It's a thousand words, give or take a few,


I'll be writing more in a week or two.


I can make it longer if you like the style,


I can change it round and I want to be an internet blogger,


Internet blogger.






If you really like it you can have the rights,


It could make a million for you overnight.


If you wish to comment, you can do so here


But I need a break and I want to be an internet blogger,


Internet blogger.






Internet blogger (internet blogger)


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Internet blogger - internet blogger