Sung to the tune of Paper Back Writer by The Beatles
Internet blogger (internet blogger)
(musical interlude)
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my blog?
It took me hours to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a life of a man named Ken
And I need a job, so I want to be an internet blogger,
Internet blogger.
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
And his lovely wife doesn't understand.
The wife is working for the local rag,
It's a steady job but he wants to be an internet blogger,
Internet blogger.
Internet blogger (internet blogger)
(musical interlude?)
It's a thousand words, give or take a few,
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
I can make it longer if you like the style,
I can change it round and I want to be an internet blogger,
Internet blogger.
If you really like it you can have the rights,
It could make a million for you overnight.
If you wish to comment, you can do so here
But I need a break and I want to be an internet blogger,
Internet blogger.
Internet blogger (internet blogger)
(more music)
Internet blogger - internet blogger
Internet blogger - internet blogger
Monday, September 6, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Self Hypnosis
Hi all.
One thing you can pursue, if you don't want to get involved with a professional hypnotist, is self hypnosis. It takes more effort, time and determination, but it's fun and interesting. I would recommend seeing an Omnigrad Hypnotist. We have a self hypnosis training program that gets you off and "auto-suggesting" in one session.
It is difficult to go deep into trance by yourself unless you have experienced it with a hypnotist. Even at that you still have to practice and go gradually. It isn't expensive. I charge $30 for every new client to be educated with a hypnosis pre-talk. This simply explains what hypnosis is and isn't, what the mind model is and some of the rules of the mind. If you fear hypnosis, you can't be hypnotized. The pre-talk is vital for one's success at hypnosis. After that, if you and I decide to go ahead with the session, the session itself is about $80. That would be for direct suggestion, like non-smoking, minor weight loss, improved golf etc.
I'm not doing regression work at this time. That would be severe weight problems, phobias, alcoholism etc. All of these problems have reasons. With hypnosis we can find the reason and fix it. The results are astounding. You will be liberated. There is a new you in the future, if you are ready to make the change. If you're happy with the old you, that's great.
Non-smoking and self-hypnosis can be done in groups. That would be about $50 per person.
I thought I'd put prices on here because people are curious. I wouldn't want to go for a professional service without knowing the price. Also there is no worry about being sucked in to signing up for multiple visits. My motto is, "One and done." If you want to come back for a "booster shot" the most it would cost would be $80, more likely $40 - $60.
Hypnosis is a partnership. My part is to give you my best effort-100%. Use the appropriate suggestions. Keep you safe. Always treat you in a professional manner.
Your part is to do everything I say, exactly as I say it. Accept the suggestions as truth. Knowing that later on you can reject them if you want.
If we both do our part, as outlined above, we will be successful in making the change.
One thing you can pursue, if you don't want to get involved with a professional hypnotist, is self hypnosis. It takes more effort, time and determination, but it's fun and interesting. I would recommend seeing an Omnigrad Hypnotist. We have a self hypnosis training program that gets you off and "auto-suggesting" in one session.
It is difficult to go deep into trance by yourself unless you have experienced it with a hypnotist. Even at that you still have to practice and go gradually. It isn't expensive. I charge $30 for every new client to be educated with a hypnosis pre-talk. This simply explains what hypnosis is and isn't, what the mind model is and some of the rules of the mind. If you fear hypnosis, you can't be hypnotized. The pre-talk is vital for one's success at hypnosis. After that, if you and I decide to go ahead with the session, the session itself is about $80. That would be for direct suggestion, like non-smoking, minor weight loss, improved golf etc.
I'm not doing regression work at this time. That would be severe weight problems, phobias, alcoholism etc. All of these problems have reasons. With hypnosis we can find the reason and fix it. The results are astounding. You will be liberated. There is a new you in the future, if you are ready to make the change. If you're happy with the old you, that's great.
Non-smoking and self-hypnosis can be done in groups. That would be about $50 per person.
I thought I'd put prices on here because people are curious. I wouldn't want to go for a professional service without knowing the price. Also there is no worry about being sucked in to signing up for multiple visits. My motto is, "One and done." If you want to come back for a "booster shot" the most it would cost would be $80, more likely $40 - $60.
Hypnosis is a partnership. My part is to give you my best effort-100%. Use the appropriate suggestions. Keep you safe. Always treat you in a professional manner.
Your part is to do everything I say, exactly as I say it. Accept the suggestions as truth. Knowing that later on you can reject them if you want.
If we both do our part, as outlined above, we will be successful in making the change.
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